Apple

A company that makes the same phone every fucking time just bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller just like my fucking penis. And where the fuck is the IPhone 9?????!!!!!

Apple: we are announcing a IPhone 20 that is baciscally the same as the IPhone X just as small as the IPhone 6!!!

by Ms.Gin April 26, 2019

Apple

A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.

An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.

by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020

Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous

i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn

by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023

Apple

To assist a goal, originating from the game of hockey.

Kate: Wow, did you see Alex's pass to Cameron?

Ashley: By far the best Apple I've ever seen.

by hockeylingo November 29, 2014

Apple

(N)The big brother of technology

(N)The worlds greatest spy

1.My phone was hacked by Apple
2.My iPhone camera is always on because Apple is watching me.

by Dumb ass bitch hoe May 3, 2018

apple

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

by A_Bum October 14, 2022

Apple

The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE.
I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

by unnamed7billion September 23, 2020