Zing

A unit of penis measurement, equal to approximately .15 of an Imperial inch.

Dude, I accidentally saw his cock at the urinals......he must be packing a cool 53 Zings down there...

by Alastair Crowley III October 4, 2017

zingalinged

to be screwed or stuck in a horrible scenario

example:

"Oh yeah, the teachers gave everyone in the class an F"

"woah dude you just got zingalinged"

by KichiiDeviant January 14, 2018

Zing

A bodily sensation that is often felt together with or after a heartache. There has yet to be any scientifically explanation for this feeling but it can be described as a pain felt through the veins from one's heart to fingers, followed by a numb sensation

I felt the zing, and it really hurts, mel.

by eucalyptus baby blue January 7, 2019

Zingeef

Zingeef is a word of praise named to either a car or any 4 wheel object.

yo wanna come meet my zingeef

by Donttouchmyarm June 6, 2020

Zingly

When you're hyper from the smell of any fast food.

James: I feel so crazy, i love KFC.
Jennifer: OMG youre feeling Zingly.

by Poly Pocket April 15, 2021

zingle

a big big slur, |
pls no say <3 heart emoticon

'look at this zingle right here'
'bro thats racist dont say that'
'you're saying thatg because you're a zinglet, go away'

by LateDite March 2, 2023

Zingzanging

Continuing a conversation by talking in a nonsensical, primitive or meaningless way that has no relation to the conversations previous topic or makes no sense regardless of topic

Tom had to ask Phil what he was zingzanging about, as he turned a conversation about a fantasy book into a religious rant

by Pseudo Man May 10, 2023