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Winchester, Ontario

A small town between Ottawa and Morrisburg,
Population approx. 2,500

If you are fortunate enough to of been born in town its most likely that your surname is Durant, Holmes or Fawcett

The main employer of the town is Ault Foods which is a dairy plant that masks the entire town with a smell of rotten farts that will make you gag & puke much like after eating a meal at the Country Kitchen. The other jobs offered are selling illegal Indian cigarettes, producing & selling Meth or collecting a disability pension.

The town really comes to life at night time after all the stores are closed at 2pm and the sun sets which brings out all the unemployables. Which start their way of funding their habits by stealing anything that isn't chained down in yards or breaking into cars and tool sheds.

The downtown core consits of old crumpling buildings with FOR RENT signs on them owned by citidiot land lords, as any new business that opens is immediatly rejected if isn't owned by a local.

The main hobbies of locals are getting stupidly drunk, complaining about the price of goods and services, having a coffee at Sutton's gossiping about whos cheating on their spouse and reminising about how great the town was 75 years ago.

If you are a resident of Winchester make sure you never associate with anyone from near by Chesterville as Winchesterites believe they are superior over them.

The town also prides itself on having the most people on welfare & disability this side of the St Lawerence!
Ghud dey, we're gonna head'r to Winchester, Ontario to get piss drunk and score some indian smokes lads
by Doc Gray December 22, 2019
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Winchester

A town in Hampshire in which the presence of an expensive school means that students of said school think they are incredibly posh and residents not attending this school think they are from coal-mining families in South Shields when in fact most of them, students and non-students, are just varying degrees of middle-class
Winchester College student: "No, let's not go to McDonald's, all the chavs will have just finished school."

Non-student:"Don't you hate those posh twats from the College? They think they own the place just because they're upper-class."
by admiralsnackbar January 14, 2011
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John Winchester

Father of Sam and Dean Winchester on the CW show "Supernatural". Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Generally considered to be an absolute badass.
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wench

A voluptuous female pirate type woman, usally with a firey attitude, and usually seen around taverns and bars, seaside fishing towns, and wherever pirates roam.
"Argg! That wench be as ugly as a fox!"

or

"I am a wench. Kiss me."
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Wulchie

A wannabe culchie, someone who tries to emulate the lifestyle of a culchie but can't quite manage it. A true blight upon the earth.
'Look at him there, too scared to shovel s**t in his Armani shoes... what a wulchie'
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wunsch

Of; or relating to the involuntary abduction by one's significant other whilst attempting to get one's chill on.
-Hey Jacob, are you, Sally, Brecker and Stephen coming out to play mini golf?
-Well Sally, Stephen and I are coming out, but Brecker got wunsched.
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quench wench

There are several types of quench wenches out in the world. There are the ones that work at golf courses that drive around in the cart all day bringing people beer. The other kind is the girls who work for sports team and their main concern is keeping the players hydrated.
Damn I'm thirsty! When is that quench wench coming around???
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