Maya Wittenberg

Sexiest person alive oh my god they are so fucking hot I scream without the s

Omg! Is that Maya Wittenberg? She’s so fucking hot

by BlowKiss October 5, 2021

titty witter

The forceful molestation of the left areola

Fuck me! John has been such a titty witter recently!

by PutterBeanut April 7, 2022

Wetty

When someone throws a little temper tantrum.
Often accompanied by the voice entering a higher vocal register than usual and occassionaly with tears.

A person having a wetty: "oh no it's so unfair, I hate you all, I just want a milkshake is that too much too ask?!?!"

by jarry999 June 10, 2013

witt

An almost perfect person. Superhuman intelligence, reflexes. Uncanny speed and foot and hand movement.

He was a total witt when it came to football and school.

by chewy1821 September 1, 2016

Wittstock

The man with a large cock.

That wittstock over there is getting all the chicks.

by ndfs June 30, 2009

Witten

Witten is the collective name for a group of Winnets.
A winnet is a tuft of shit, left clinging to your anal hair. Witten can be used as the plural for winnet.

My mate Dave did not just have the odd winnet, he had a manifestation of witten weighing his arse hair down.

Dave you witten ridden fool, wipe your fooking arse properly, you filthy cunt.

by The_List July 23, 2020

a Cooper witt

A tool of a person, who gererally resembles the character caillou from the kids show. Also a person who tends to try and use urban dictionary definitions as pick up lines. Generally good at football, but a total tool none the less.

"Dude did you see that guy who looks like that kid from that PBS cartoon try and use an urban dictionary definition as a pick up line?

Yeah, he's pretty good at football...

Pfff...What a Cooper witt."

by copper witt October 21, 2010