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In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered
1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.
by Balphezar October 23, 2006
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1. an urban slang term referring to having sex without a condom.
2. a type of cooking with chicken
"Did you stick that chick without the plastic?"
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."

Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.
by DurtyD22 February 24, 2011
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It's when a man goes from the vagina to the anus in one quick motion without warning his partner.
I was changing lanes without signaling on Renee in the shower and she went deaf for a minute.
by intelinside August 5, 2010
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say peanuts without the t

Chad: “Say peanuts without the T.”
Virgin: “Oh that’s easy! Peanus! OH WAIT OH FUCK.”
by LongJohnJohn September 21, 2020
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Possibly one of, if not the most badass song ever. You know: it's the one in the Kill Bill movies. If you listen to it on your iPod, it makes any situation infinitely cooler.
I had to wait in line at the grocery store, so I set my iPod to Battle Without Honor or Humanity and imagined myself getting in a sword fight with the old lady in front of me.
by Aqua_Mann February 18, 2009
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to see without my eyes

when someone shows you or says something you wish you never saw or heard.
"tik tok has a lot of 'to see without my eyes' comments because people are getting too comfortable on the app."
"I agree"
by nerea June 4, 2020
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