Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.

Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

Wanking Widget

A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking

Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!

by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014

arsene wenger

Manager of Arsenal, the best thing that has happened to football in england since studs on boots, with intellect comparable to Einstien

arsene wenger led arsenal to another win over spurds

by Matthieu April 1, 2005

Kentucky Wigger

A typical redneck from the southeastern U.S. that has a thick country accent and acts like a black person. They do not like black folks, but love to emulate them. They say the words "nigga", and "nigger" a lot when referring to each other or other people.

(They do not have to be from Kentucky for this to be appropriate)

Imagine they are on Xbox Live.

Kentucky Wigger: ay man, come kill this nigga. He got me trapped in a corner.

Normal Person: Dude stop acting black, you fucking Kentucky Wigger.

by Unky Das November 4, 2011

Whingeing Pom

Pronounced: Win-jin-pom

A slightly racist, but joking term used to describe people from the United Kingdom.
Founded in Australia and is used regularly to describe British tourists or anyone British that has anything even slightly negative to say.

Pom: "Its bleedin hot 'ere in Australia"

Aussie: "go back home you whingeing pom"

by TheCapedCrudeSayer August 16, 2012

winged wombat

The male equivalent of a 'cougar'

Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!

Like, ew.

IKR?!!!

Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.

by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014

4th Winger

A communal poop taken by a sports team in the bathroom farthest from the locker room

"Where's Jack and Rapp?"
"They're taking a 4th winger."

by bleedingflames December 2, 2011