stem winded

When you get hit by your Grand Mother so hard, you swirl on one leg and spin.

Lil Timmie- "Fuck you Granny!"
Granny-"I'm going to smack you stem winded when I get a hold of you".

by jillo1978 March 12, 2017

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021

Shit Van Winkle

When you're in the bathroom trying so hard to take a shit that when you come out, you feel like its 20 years later

"Where have you been man?"
"I've been in the bathroom for the last two hours. What time is it? I thought the sun already set."
"It's only been 15 minutes. You had a shit van winkle"

by GhettoLibrarian February 8, 2021

I'll be winkled

Used to express confusion or to admit your opponent to be correct; to admit defeat

BOB: I Found fart in a jar collection.
Me: I'll be winkled

by bobtheslobthebob February 27, 2021

hotter than a tittle widdle

When it is hot enough to leave asscheek marks on a chair when you sit down.

“It’s hotter than a tittle widdle.”
“Let’s go inside and eat then.”

by FarkusYaDig August 22, 2021

PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019

Wingless

Adjective:
1) The characteristic of having no wings
2) Being unable to fly
3) Being a coward, or being ignorant
Noun:
1) An emotionally weak mother fucker who doesn't know what they stand for, but thinks they do.

A- Ya, Anarchy Rules
B- Do you know what Anarchy is?
A- An A with a circle around it?
B- You are one wingless son of a bitch, you know that?
A- Yes Sir

by Mike Lofthouse April 12, 2004