Why is the rum gone?

1: Because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

2: Because that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't see it?

2003: Elizabeth Swann "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl"

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But... why is the rum gone??

Why is the rum gone? by Foxinatomy July 20, 2012

Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

A phrase to respond to an unanswerable question. It comes from a review by Possum Reviews on the homemade movie, "The Goblin." In one scene, the goblin kills a homeowner and turns on a propane stove. It is never brought up again and has no reason, so Possum repeats it multiple times in the video.

Friend: Why did your parents make you?
You: I don't know. Why did the goblin turn on the stove?

Why did the goblin turn on the stove? by CakeLiar November 2, 2020

Why are you gay 

Who said i am gay

Lol

You are gay.

Why are you gay means that he thinks you are gay

Why are you gay by Inferno vovo March 31, 2019

why did you look this up 

An excellent question

WHY DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

why did you look this up by the blasian batman October 4, 2016

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

why is he kinda… 

Used when someone wants to call somebody or something attractive but doesn’t want to say it out loud/leaves what they wanna say unfinished or open to interpretation.

Used either for dramatic effect or because someone is embarrassed about calling someone/something attractive. Can also use why is she kinda… why are they kinda… why was that kinda… etc.

Person 1: ok but why is he kinda….yknow kinda like….he’s a bit…he’s very yknow 👀 he’s kind of…

Person 2: he’s definitely very…

Person 3: very what?

Person 1&2: yknow… he’s kind of hot.

why is he kinda… by itsjules September 7, 2021

why don't we 

A band made of 5 super cute boys with angelic voices

I love the why don't we boys!!

why don't we by Rubik cube June 19, 2017