whippets

The nitrous oxide that's left in whipped cream cans after all the whipped cream is gone which can be inhaled to get high

We got hella high off some whippets and it was fucking awesome

by Dubiks January 29, 2019

Molly Whopped

A viscous beat down or a brutal beating of your enemy or opponent.

Keep talking mess, and you will get molly whopped.

by NeoSpartan February 24, 2009

The Whipple Effect

The Whipple Effect is the gross misuse of time and resources in lieu of the obvious easy solution. This is often seen in television newsrooms. The perpetrator often is short and skinny with a mustache (IE he looks like Mr Whipple). His past experiences are marketed to the victims as "he knows everything".

Jack: "Why are there 5 photographers at this press conference?"
Jim: " Mr Whipple sent them all."
Jack: "Damn that's the Whipple effect right there!"

by Why fool? August 19, 2010

Whappled

to be accosted in a public place by someone who you really can't be arsed to talk to, and then engaged in the kind of conversation that is so inane that it makes you want to remove your own eyes with a rusty spoon.

What a nightmare, I was coming home on the tube tonight and I got Whappled!

by minkysteed June 21, 2007

whipping dog

A person or entity singled out for abuse or blame.

Said to an abusive spouse or partner, "I refuse to be your whipping dog any longer!"

by tinhen January 4, 2009

bitchel-whipped

a person who is completely whipped by their controling homo of a bestfriend. sometimes called a fucktard. never no what he will make you do. he could make you buy him ice cream or making you to break up with your girl. you never know when your bitchel-whipped.

Dude, your bitchel-whipped get out now before its too late.

by yellow belt April 5, 2008

whompercunt

An absolutely idiotic and ridiculous person, one step up on the insult list from cockwomble

If you think that's worth a fiver, you must be some sort of whompercunt. Now, fuck off.

by Gimbler March 25, 2009