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whitesexual

Bro, you only like the girls from the Justin Bieber club, you’re so whitesexual
by Popcornindahouse June 12, 2018
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whitesplain

When a white woman speaks very slowly to a brown woman, telling her how to perform a chore or proper etiquette in a public space, as if the brown woman has never performed the task before or as if the brown woman does not know how to behave in a social situation. You will often find a 'Becky' whitesplaining something to her one token brown friend.
Aisha grew up in a large family where house chores were mandatory and you had to be considerate of all the other people living in the household. Still, her first roomate in college (we'll call her Becky) felt the need to whitesplain to her not to load the dishwasher with the fork side up because someone could really hurt themselves taking the dishes out. Rather than words, hand gestures were mostly used to reenact an injury because of course even with the really slow talking, Becky didn't think Aisha would understand the right way to load a dishwasher unless she showed her how it was done.
by sexlessinseattle December 3, 2017
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Whitestone

An upper-middle class neighborhood in Queens, New York. Filled with a bunch of Catholic school kids who run around repping the nieghborhood like they live in Compton. These "hood" kids could be found at all your local parks and schools smoking that loud or screaming Whitestone everytime they are out of there hood. Several different groups of these "hood" niggas could be found. You have the extremeley loud and hood kids, the kids who want to be them and deepthroat them at every chance they get, and then the norm kids who you would want to actually chill with. Pretty good place if you know the right people.
WHITESTONE SQUAD UP

That kid Jimmy reps Whitestone. He must be hood.

Swag.
by TheRealestUnderGod December 8, 2013
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Whitesploitation

Following the massive wake-up call of the 9/11/2001 terrorist attacks the long history of political and social bifurcation of White cultural society in the U.S. accelerated. And, the result was the rise of two distinct sub-groups: the insular, and the meta-aware. As a culture White America had up to that point been largely unconscious of their culture and preferences, or even that they had a distinct culture and/or preferences. After 9/11 an en-mass self-awareness of white Americanness was born in the meta-aware. A genre of film and media sprung up in the aftermath of the attacks to serve this large, newly-minted group. This genre is Whitesploitation.
-Did you go and see the new Wes Anderson movie?

-Why would I want to go and watch a bunch of White wannabes struggle with the sudden recognition of the meaning of their cultural selves. That's Whitesploitation!

-Uh yeah, but you're white, dude. Don't you like struggling with the recognition of the meaning of your cultural self?

-True. Seeing that flick would be so meta.
by jonnynewjet July 4, 2011
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whitesplain

A form of communication by which a White person (chiefly American and British), or an ideological ally, explains why another race or nation's existence and betterment can come solely through the myths and biases of intellectual supremacy which they hold about themselves.
American analysts have regularly whitesplained how Syria needs to be bombed because Syrians are being bombed by Syrians
by bombayboy July 10, 2017
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whitesword

A phone phreak that can hardly hold a job as a janitor at a pr0n store but is a really nice guy.

See a_knight
Is that kid a_knight messaging me again?
by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003
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Whitesleeper

A ship between White Tigress and Sleeper.

She swallows car cum.
Whitesleeper is so cute.
by waspymans June 14, 2016
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