british wannabe

A person who makes numerous attempts to seem British. Usually, they have a slightly fake British accent, use "peasant" and "twat" occasionally and have an obsession with Union Jack merchandise and love everything and anything British

Tom: have you seen danisnotonfire's new video?
Gisele: OMG OMG YES I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT,SUBSCRIBED AND WROTE HIM FAN MAIL
Tom: You're such a British wannabe

by bewbewbewdan May 25, 2014

gangster wannabe

People (often middle schoolers) who will act as if they are from the ghetto thinking they are cool when in reality they look like a complete dumbass. Some of their activities include obsessively saying the n word (no matter what skin color they have), lying about going to jail in an attempt to earn "street cred," bragging about smoking weed and drinking alcohol, and last but not least, terrible grammar.

Me: You went to jail?
gangster wannabe: Yeah, it wuz tha plase I earnd ma street cred. I wuz da realest n*gga in prizon and all da gangstas bowd doun tu me. I even beet a cupl uv mafakas dat trid tu rob meh.
Me: Oh, you're so gangsta (sarcasm).
gangster wannabe: Yeah, I beet a cupl of n*ggas in da ghetto. Doze mafakas sed dat I waznt a reel n*gga becuz I wuz wite and in middle school. So I ended up beetin der asses until dey respec meh agaiin and sae dat I'm a reel n*gga
Me: Cool (sarcasm)

by Dubiks March 18, 2019

Do you wanna eat ramen?

A Korean slang meaning "Do you wanna have s*x?". It is used by females to older men. Most of the time it is a joke among close friends.

Girl: Oppa, do you wanna eat ramen?
Boy: Yes! I'm coming over.

by reixnaaii August 17, 2020

wannabe thug

Usually someone young who thinks they're "hard" or wants to be "hard", but really isn't. A follower or a pawn by nature. They will do anything to fit in. Originally found in Sandusky, Ohio, but now found in a town near you.SEE Dirty Dusky, Dirty Duskian, Sandoucheski.

The wannabe thugs in this town, are ruining everything that was nice about

it.

by Pioneer 1 May 31, 2016

wannabe gamer

Someone who only buys games like call of duty, halo, and gears of war just to get themselves "in" with the gamer crowd. Wannabe gamers commonly overuse words like "n00b" "p0wn" and "l33t".

Many people wonder why anyone would want to be considered a gamer, as gamers commonly live in their parents basement off pizza and 2 liter bottles of soda. This is a mystery still unsolved by modern science.

Bubba: Dude should I invite Dick to come play some mass effect with us on Friday?

Chazz: Nah brah Dick is just a wannabe gamer he probably doesn't even know what mass effect is.

by shitler!! March 6, 2011

Wannabe Kenny

Someone who does stupid acts and narrowly avoids death.

Comes from Kenny McKormick on South Park, who dies frequently.

Person 1: Dude, this guy jumped infront of a truck and almost died!
Person : What a wannabe kenny.

by SPTemptress September 5, 2009

Wannabesus

Someone claiming to have a love of Jesus and they want to be like Jesus, but they are really just spoiled white kids from a rich family with no social skills. Someone who was raised in fundamentalist christian culture and is always asking if you are saved.

That wannabesus is always wearing those dang wwjd shirts.

by genevared November 23, 2010