White Girl Wasted

Singing along enthusiastically to "Call Me Maybe" while pointing at people during the "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy" part. After the song ends, you start telling your friends (and people you just met) how much you love them. Then you steal some wings off of a strangers table while they're in the bathroom (probably along with their beer). The next morning you realize you were texting your ex the whole night and accidentally made out with a lesbian.

Cara is always getting white girl wasted

by stephi October 27, 2012

Trap door wasted

1. is a physiological state that occurs when a person has such a high level of ethanol (alcohol) in his or her blood that they develop a tendency to open and fall through closed but unlocked doors.

Did you see Brennen last night at Ando's? Yeah he was Trap door wasted

by Okinawa25s January 2, 2012

Loggins Wasted

Being in such an advanced state of intoxication that one's lack of inhibitions and rational thought has placed them in the Danger Zone. Inspired by the Kenny Loggins song Highway to the Danger Zone.

Did you just see Scott walk over to the ladies room? He's definitely in the Danger Zone.

Yeah, he's totally creeping them out; he must be Loggins Wasted.

by JelloLegs August 21, 2011

Jilly-wasted

Perfect state of drunkness

I can't wait to get Jilly-wasted for my birthday!

by JillyRozay September 3, 2011

Food Wasted

When you eat so much food at one time you start to feel drunk.

Taylor went to a buffet and got food wasted so she couldn't drive home.

by tay&franki October 24, 2011

dress over the ass wasted

When a female is so drunk, she does not care that her dress has ridden up so much that her entire ass is exposed. Even if you inform her, she will do nothing to fix it...probably responding with something along the lines of "you like it".
Only counts if she's wearing a thong or nothing.

*girl goes running down the street with a foot of ass hanging out from her dress (or what was once a dress).*

1: "Check out that girl! She's dress over the ass wasted!"
2: ( to girl) "Hey, I can see your ass!"
Girl: "You like it!"

by ASBU March 20, 2010

Amber Wasted

When you can't remember the last couple of hours, have bruises on your body and have offended other people enough that they feel they need to talk about it. If you do not meet all of the above you were just white girl wasted.

Amber wasted can be experienced by either sex but generally would be a hot chic in a short dress that falls across the VIP room, tells everyone off, then decides she should leave because things are not going her way. When she gets outside she can only tell her ride that she is at a red light... Next morning wonders what the hell happened - friends fill in the gaps along with filling in what she had to share with everyone!!

by Friend of Amber January 2, 2012