Warped

When you are very excited to do an activity such as drinking, partying or getting high.

I am so warped to go out tonight its going to be mental. warpy warpitude WarpCity

by WarpSidious April 18, 2016

Warped Tour 2005

This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.

Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”

It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.

Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.

Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.

Person 2: ya I agree.

by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022

Warped Clam

When you fuck that pussy so hard it changes shape permanently.

God damn! I went so hard on that pussy that it became a Warped Clam!

by Lady Laqayqay February 25, 2023

warped

When you are using Cloudflare WARP service and literally nothing works.

Sorry, got warped
Fucking warped
It's a great day when you start work and get immediately warped

by hiptothehop September 26, 2022

Warp

When you are extremely high or drunk that you appear instantly in your bed.

Last night I drank so much I warped.

by VoidJuiceMan December 5, 2020

Nova-Warped

The act of making changes to a subclass akin to the type and scale of those made to the Attunement of Fission subclass. Generally made within a very short period of time after release. These changes are seldom reverted or changed

Ah man, Bungie totally Nova-Warped the Shadebinder. It sucks now.

by Old_man_robot November 21, 2020

warped wall

That fucked up wall at the end of the ninja warrior obstacle course that people under 6’0 can’t get up

“Bro I really thought I was a ninja til I seen that warped wall that thing is a bitch”

by MikusSeaGod June 30, 2019