j-ward

A mental institution. Funny farm. loony bin. So called after an Australian prison for the criminally insane.

Taking politics to seriously will result in a quick trip to the j-ward.

by dominew March 22, 2017

crazy Ward

Crazy Ward is a term for a completely uncalled for and over-the-top freak out, reminiscent of a psych ward patient.

It happens when the victim gets set off by some minor issue, then flips out causing onlookers to believe the victim belongs in a crazy ward.

The freak out is characterized by very loud shouts of angst and can be accompanied by vicious wall-banging.

Man I think he's about to pull a Crazy Ward, we better run for cover

by slaphappyskunk June 4, 2009

Ward Churchill

A homosexual brown shirt nazi sonofabitch.

This guy needs to calm the fuck down and stop assaulting people.I hope the next time this cocksucker assaults somebody they just out and cold cock this sonofabitch.

by fuck off and die nazis April 7, 2005

Ák-ward

A word used to define those who live in Co. Leitrim, Ireland and are usually not capable of functioning in higher society (in Dublin, to which they often refer as "The Pale") without making a fool of themselves on a regular basis. Often make stupid mistakes, put their foot in their mouth and tend to be extremely socially awkward in most situations. Unless they're milking cows. Being ák-ward usually means they excel at this and other farming activities. Generally adamantly deny their culchie heritage.

Girl 1: OMG We should go to IKEA to get Secret Santa gifts!
Girl 2: Dude. Way to be Ák-ward and mention our Secret Santa in front of people we didn't include in it!
Girl 1: Woops.

by herpityderp November 30, 2010

ward rush

What you say if you're a proper mong and you can't so "oh gosh" properly.

super dupa super dupa. WARD RUSH!!

by wash the mix down March 28, 2004

Ward Cleaver

(v). To drunkenly uriante in your place of living anywhere besides the bathroom.

I totally Ward Cleaverd all over the kitchen counters.

by dontrelle September 22, 2006

Tiara Ward

The act of stealing money from people and lying about buying them doo rags

My money is all gone, someone must have Tiara Warded me.

by Connor Williams November 29, 2004