wanking friday

When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.

"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"

by Willy Friday Wanker November 9, 2015

wanking about

To engage in dickish behavior. Used in the same spirit as "to fuck about", "fuck around", or "screw around".

We would have gotten here much faster if so many other drivers weren't wanking about the whole time.

by Not Dangerous Dickey November 19, 2015

Wanning

Extremely tall. Extremely nice. Extremely good in chinese. Extremely extra.

"I like her"
"She is very wanning"

by Chickenleaf September 6, 2018

wanging it around

To wave an object around in an erratic fashion. It usually applies to long bendy things such as large dildos.

Because of this it often used as an insult. If you say that someone was "wanging it around" you imply that they are waving the object around in a similar fashion to how someone would wave around a dildo.

Husband: I put a switch on the Christmas house decoration thing...

Wife: Oh, why? I usually just pick it up.

Husband: Yea, you keep wanging it around though, it's gonna get all fucked up.

by SlippinJimmy72 December 2, 2019

Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021

wanking the gank

The act of stimulating the penis with your hand to achieve ejaculation; Male masturbation.

Commonly performed while viewing the pornography of MILFs.

Me: Hey man you see that new Lisa Ann vid on the Hub?
Friend: Hell ya bro I’m wanking the gank to it as we speak!

by The Don 1846 August 31, 2021

Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 27, 2022