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wing wiper

A term used to describe a member of the US Air Force.

Probably comes from the Air Force's reputation for being neat and orderly.
Did ya see that wing-wiper over there? Bet I could arm wrestle him.
by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004
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70 Wipes

Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit.
justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.
by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008
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Fart wipe

The wiping of your A-hole after a soppy, wet fart.

Sometimes when going to the toilet for, what you think is going to be a shit; you end up just doing a wet fart. A quick wipe would leave traces of shit on the toilet paper.
This would be a fart wipe.
"hey, you didn't flush everything from that shit you just had!'
"I didn't take a dump, it was just a fart wipe

Or

"mate, I've just done a really wet fart and think it might skid my pants"

"here, borrow a tissue and have a fart wipe"
by Beach slick November 3, 2009
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The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.
The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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auf wiedersehen

This word means "goodbye" in German.
"Auf wiedersehen, mein freund." Translation: "Goodbye, my friend."
by Newt February 23, 2005
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check wipe

the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day
"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."
by coolio January 10, 2005
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Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.
Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!
by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011
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