coolio's definitions

virus

A computer disease that is created by 35 year old fat men who still haven't moved out of there mother's basement.

Atheists make viruses.

by coolio October 16, 2003

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

JFK

to have or inflict a massive head wound

That motherfucker tried to JFK me so I cut him up.

by Coolio October 2, 2003

Mingo

other words: chongo via barbella, andrew T. muscels. faggot lord. Mega-mingo, bondage master, idiot.

These creaturs are mostly found in gyms or bondage factories. friends include machine and other assorted total faggots. has life time subscription to flex and power rangers monthly

by coolio April 17, 2003

crackhead

dope addict - will reproduce to create crackbabies

That crackhead Latisha went and had a crackbaby in between fixes.

by Coolio October 2, 2003

thayer academy

Let me just say that everyone on this page is right, except for the one attempting to make fun of Tim Roche and Melch. You hockey players are just a bunch of AIDS-carrying 20 year olds that look to infect all incomming freshman.

Hockey = boooo
Beer = Yay!

by Coolio January 4, 2005

roulston

The name of people, you don't wanna mess with.

That there is, George Roulston's house, don't mess with him!

by Coolio September 10, 2003