Definitions by coolio

check wipe

the act of wiping your ass due to a feeling of anal moistness most likely caused by a poor wipe job from a dump taken earlier in the day

"dude, if you're feeling itchy, I would do a check wipe before we tee off in this 95 degree heat..."

check wipe by coolio January 10, 2005

thayer academy 

Let me just say that everyone on this page is right, except for the one attempting to make fun of Tim Roche and Melch. You hockey players are just a bunch of AIDS-carrying 20 year olds that look to infect all incomming freshman.

Hockey = boooo
Beer = Yay!

thayer academy by Coolio January 4, 2005

Leo 

The coolest guy ever he has sex every single day with countless women (hot women).

Wow Leo is the fucking coolest guy ever!

Leo by Coolio November 10, 2004

xb0ngx 

Best 50-60 pker in all of RuneScape. Even better than the legendary i luk3 i

I log from xb0ngx. I also x from xb0ngx.

xb0ngx by coolio August 23, 2004

FattyMcShitFuck 

Danny Patton or any other sort of fat slob that irritates you beyond any other belief and smells really bad, kinda like fuck and dog shit all at the same time, plus dead man boobs and duck... that plus crap...

"Thanks for pushing me into the wall fatty, you stupid FattyMcShitFuck!

FattyMcShitFuck by Coolio January 16, 2004

Shit-Faced Cockmaster 

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

Shit-Faced Cockmaster by Coolio January 16, 2004

virus

A computer disease that is created by 35 year old fat men who still haven't moved out of there mother's basement.

Atheists make viruses.

virus by coolio October 16, 2003