goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 July 22, 2008

Reno rubber whacker

a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.

Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.

by jp59 June 11, 2006

whackenhut

1. a security service provided to communitys mostly in boca raton, florida.
2. rent-a-cop's

those whackenhut flashlight cops kept passing by me, there some sketchy bitches.

by michael scisero October 5, 2006

wang whacker

n. Wang-Whacker refers to a person or thing in which comes in contact with or has physically/romantically been involved with more than one wang in a violent/sexual manner. whang whackers love wangs.

dis bitch is a wang whacker.

by samCal June 7, 2007

Panty Whacker

A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.

Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.

Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.

Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.

Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Bush-Wacked

When one is walking along and is suddenly struck by a bush or tree limb.

Richard: "I just ran straight into that tree branch. I've been bush-wacked!"

by DickDeLong June 29, 2011