Austin Von Alten

A total jackass who sucks at Mario kart, can't handle his yogurt shots, and can't even spell the word yes in a text.

He is an Austin Von Alten, so I threw a bus full of children at him

by yoping December 17, 2013

Jayy Von Monroe

Screamer and vocalist for techno-alternative band, Blood On The Dance Floor.

Jayy Von Monroe is so talented!

by ToxicRawrxo January 18, 2010

Joshua Von Grimm

Joshua Von Grimm is one of the most sexiest male guitarists in England, plays for The Horrors a British Garage-Rock band. Very sexual and likes Broccolie.

"Oi that Joshua Von Grimm from The Horrors has a nice arse!"

by AbigHor April 19, 2010

Zitty Von Zittles

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.

Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

by The Cheetah Dude July 16, 2005

Magnus Von Grapple

The most kickass robot ever! It is a boss in the game Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. It is controlled by Lord Crump, one of the antagonists in the game. It is followed by Magnus Von Grapple 2.0, an even more kickass robot. Of course, Mario defeats both, but not without some sweet fighting!

Crump: Buh Buh Buh! Meet my new invention: Magnus Von Grapple!
Mario: Oh hell, another one to defeat...

by Mariofan47 July 5, 2009

Fuckface von Simpleton

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

Jayy Von Monroe

The extremely Talented & Sexy screamer for the electronica band 'Blood On The Dance Floor'. Modeling, Performing & Entertaining are his passion. He's always swooning girls & guys with his amazing tattoos, peircings & his adorable smile..

botdfxfanatic1234:"OMFG, i met Jayy Von Monroe last night at one of his concerts!!"

dahviesxbaby89907"HOLY SHITTTT!! LUCKY! HE'S SO SMEXY! & he's really talented!!"

botdfxfanatic1234:"i'll send u the pic! his arms were around mee... *melts*"

by kelly katastrophie August 6, 2010