Valorant

A very enjoyable FPS game that takes dedication and time to learn. It is often hated for its likeness to similar FPS games, but that is no reason not to try it, as it is not only original enough to make its own stand, but is also unfairly judged, due to the fact that all FPS games are similar.

"I main the character Jett on valorant."

by anonymous February 19, 2023

Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022

Valoranted

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.

Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.

That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!

by pisslow October 21, 2022

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"

Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.

by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

Valorantitus

A fatal disease that makes people become romantically attracted to people who’s name starts with mar and ends with co. Other symptoms include playing mind washing video games

Did you hear? Gloria has Valorantitus

by Licensed Doctor Gate Wink March 31, 2023

Valorant'ing

jobless mens playing a shitty game

Person 1: Why are you not responding?
Person 2: Because i'm valorant'ing right now.

by tegi yarn April 16, 2023