vaginasaurus ex

An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World

I'm concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his vaginasaurus ex.

by J Zee July 25, 2009

Vaganus

When an ass or vagina has been fucked so hard that 2 holes become one and the dividing area of skin between them ceases to exist.

Reedy: "Hey Reggie, nice Vaganus"

Reggie: "I know.. that was a breathtaking ass pounding last night"
Reedy: "Wasn't it".

by Reginald P Dangerfield June 8, 2010

vaginasuarus

Sex addict

Caleb is a vaginasuarus

by Ugly kid named louis March 6, 2015

Homo Vaginosis

The state of being, when a man no longer acts as a real man and wines like a woman. The condition appears to have spread to the majority of the male population. Symptoms include but are not limited to: complaining about minor complaints, having to ask the wife for her menstral cramp medications, acting like their dying when they have a cold, not knowning their medical conditions, allergies, or medications deferring all questions to their wife.

Homo Vaginosis is when a man acts like a pussy. I feely realy sick in need my mom, my back hurts, I need to go to the hospital.

by ERRNTX November 16, 2011

Vaginese

A dialect of every language, spoken exclusively by women for the sole purpose of confusing and frustrating men, with the end goal of attaining what all women want: money and attention. This counterintuitive speech always has a covert meaning and motive behind it, and when not immediately interpreted correctly, it will result in extreme bitchiness. This bitchiness can only be satisfied by material possessions of great value, and listening to incessant nonsensical and illogical woman-bullshit.

"I don't know, whatever you want."
"I told you already, it's ok with me."
"Honestly, you don't need to do this."
"does this make me look _______?"
"Oh, nothing. Nevermind."
"You do trust me, don't you?"

by i like gangster rap. September 25, 2004

sack o duck vaginas

to collapse or be forcefully taken to the ground

he dropped that dude like a sack o duck vaginas!

by chuckdaddy February 17, 2008

Vaganus

A very loose anus that is on the verge of prolapse.

The ease as which the dildo entered Mr Palmers ass suggested he was born with a vaganus.

by Lorenzicus November 3, 2011