unlucky

a word used when somebody does something utterly retarded. ie. not a case of being unlucky, just being shite. Often used in sport matches.

(Ben misses goal by a lot)

Josh: unlucky

by what_a_noob March 12, 2011

Unlucky

When anything even remotely bad ever happens to anyone.

Dang the wheat port is on the other side of the board, unlucky him.

My mom died, unlucky.

by Goat definitions7777 July 22, 2017

unfuckable

A fat black girl that is so grossly overweight nobody would date her, much less have sex with her.

La Toya weighed 550 pounds and was totally unfuckable.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

unfuckable

Something that is so amazing, so perfect, so awesome that you just can't FUCK with it. Nothing in the world beats it, it's the best of its class.(i.e. Unfuckable)

Ex:
man my car is fuckin amazing, it's mid-engined, rear wheel drive, lightweight, has just the right amount of HP to enjoy the sportiness while being very efficient as a daily driver, and of all else is fucking HOT. Not only have i found the best car in terms of performance but the best car in terms of appearances as well. The Toyota MR2 is UNFUCKABLE.

Ex2: yo man that routine i ran on that girl was UNFUCKABLE, it works every time.

Ex3: i pimped that bitch like no otha...unfuckable!

by Chink_soulja March 22, 2007

Unlucky Pierre

Man involved in a threesome that includes his wife/girlfriend and another guy.

So you're telling me that you went home to fuck your wife, but this time there was another dude there to share in the fucking experience? That's not technically a threesome...you are an Unlucky Pierre.

by Shlalo September 18, 2014

unfuck up

The desire to unfuck a mistake or misunderstanding

Man, I wish I could unfuck up what happened at work yesterday.

by musicman1125 February 16, 2015

unlucky mango

A person or fruit whom is so unlucky that only the number 666 on a religious persons grave is more unlucky.

You're such an unlucky mango...

by Unluckymango October 23, 2015