cheese umbrella

The act of pouring a bucket of puss down on a busy street hitting people with umbrellas.

Shit babe! I got cheese umbrella' today!

by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016

Wet Umbrella

When a man is fucking a girl reverse cowboy style, pulls his dick out until just the tip is in forming the shaft of the umbrella. Then the girl pees, creating a wet umbrella.

Damn, my girlfriend insisted on trying the wet umbrella, and shit was it good.

by Fab 5!!!! August 5, 2008

Umbrella

An umbrella can be used in many ways.
1.Rihanna's sexy hi-hat-rhythmic song; "You can stand under my umbrella,ella,ella,eh,eh,eh!"
2. A useful tool thatthe bald} Britney Spears uses. She can be found smashing the windows of a car.
3. An even more useful tool used to block the white rains of a man's penis; a condom.

Alicia-I love Rihanna's song Umbrella, I've screwed my boyfriend to it TWICE.
Britney's gone mad...smashing cars with umbrellas,ellas,ellas,eh,eh,eh!
Wizisika-You'd better have bought some extra-protection umbrellas,you rude boy, cuz I'll give it to you hard tonight!

by penusboobsjizzvagina January 21, 2011

umbrellizzle

when the weather is drizzly and you need an umbrella

shiznit i need an umbrellizzle

by x.skye.hallie.x August 28, 2007

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg

Something that is believed to be true by the person who is telling a story, but in reality it's an outright fabrication.

Boy 1: Hey, Have you seen Mean Girls 3?
Girl 1: There isn't one.
Boy 2: Are you sure that wasn't a dream?
Boy 1: No! There's a Mean Girls 3!
Girl 2: I think this a bit of a The Umbrellas of Cherbourg moment.

by The Buffmeister May 31, 2011

Umbrella

A Usless peice of Shit

This Umbrella is Usless

by TheLunar2 February 7, 2017

man under the umbrella

a mans dick

D's man under the umbrealla is gigantic

by Alan October 14, 2003