Ukrainiotomy

noun: type of enforcement involving blunt trauma to the head employed by the Russian mafia.

After encroaching on the Kaluzny family territory the local police found Igor's lifeless body as the result of a Ukrainiotomy.

by professor951 June 9, 2011

Ukrainians

Turkic ethnicity descended from various Oghuz (Uz, Berendei, Pecheneg) and Kipchak (Cuman) tribes. Cumans, in particular, are known to come to the Ukrainian steppe from Taklamakan desert in the Tarim basin of what is now a part of China's Xinjiang Autonomous Region. Not to be confused with Hutsuls (who are ethnically Romanian), Lemkos (who are ethnically Polish) and Boikos (who are ethnically Slovak) of western Ukraine and ethnic Belarusians (Pinchuks and Poleshuks) in the northern part of the country.

Ukrainians used to have a state called Desht-i Qipchak also known as Cuman-Kipchak confederation stretching from the present-day Kazakhstan, southern Russia, Ukraine, to southern Moldavia and eastern Wallachia.

by Connie Linghers November 21, 2018

Ukrainian sewage tube

The act of filling a condom with vomit then putting it on and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse halfway through you poke a hole in it so all the vomit goes in the receivers asshole

Brad "dude I gave Jenny a Ukrainian sewage tube last night"

John "I don't believe you"

by Kumduff May 31, 2016

Ukrainian Men's Room

When in a public men's room that is full and somebody turns off the lights and they start swinging and punching.

Man, I got caught in a Ukrainian men's room at the gas station around the corner.

by Coconuthair August 21, 2013

Ukrainian women

Free immigration to America. It's necessary.

Hym "Wait... 😱 My glory hole brothels! UKRAINIAN WOMEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Iam "Did you... Did you just now realize that!"

Hym "YES! WHY, GOD, MUST EVERYTHING I LOVE BE DESTROYED BEFORE MY VERY EYE!?!? 😭"

Iam "It's ok buddy... I'm sure it'll be ok..."

Hym "😭 It'll NEVER be ok! It'll never be ok again! 😭😭😭"

by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

ukrainian quarter

A .22 calibre cartridge and 3 pennies mounted on a circular piece of wood.

He's so cheap, he pays me in Ukrainian quarters!!

by Showcase.ca January 15, 2006

uraniumwoman

A radioactive and toxic superbeing, containing a mass amount of atomic power : or aka the coolest kid in the United States.

IM me on aim sometime ;)

by Flemthrower August 18, 2003