Twitter

A stupid website to learn exciting gossip about your favorite and least favorite stars.

Girl 1: I just heard that Miley Cyrus is a total whore
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 1: Twitter.
Girl 2: Well we already knew that.

Person 1: So Ashton was like thats not fly man and then perez totally dissed him by being like--
Person 2: wait, how do you know this?
Person 1: Why, I stalk people on twitter of course!

by HeSaidSheSaidWHAT? October 25, 2009

Twitter

It is the area between the twat and the shitter

Nothing like licking the goo on her twitter

by DutchSchultz December 9, 2009

Twitter

A website created that basically trying to be as succesful as facebook, and is for stalkers whom like to know what others/random people are doing at any given time of the day. Usually these posted events are completely random, useless and time wasting to post on the internet for any crepper to see.

"I don't know what Bob is doing right this second or what he will be doing in the next 3 seconds... hmm let's go stalk him on Twitter and find out."

by blurt.it.out June 6, 2009

twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 24, 2021

Twitter

The space between the twat and the shitter.

I was all up in her twitter last night.

I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.

by m.A.A.d Man July 9, 2014

Twitter

The place Donald Trump goes when he forgets he is the president.

Person 1:Did you see trumps tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that guy make me not want to use Twitter.
Person 1&2: I hate trump.

by Lotus 2.0 April 2, 2020

twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 1, 2014