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A site people send things to, to prove that they are neither bored nor boring
Twitter - Think about it.
twitter by Dialectic You May 2, 2009
the ability of being able to tell your life story without being told no one gives a fuck.
i wish your mum didn't have twitter
Twitter by swagmeanings June 24, 2011
Today I used Twitter, TommyInnit was getting cancelled.
Twitter by BIG PEZ June 24, 2021
Female gooch. Twat + Shitter= Twitter.
Woman: Hey did you see what I had on my twitter the other night?

Man: No, but I could definately taste it...
Twitter by dvso November 8, 2009
A social networking website for twits (hence the name "Twitter") who constantly post "tweets" for everything they are doing, 24 hours a day, even though they have no followers because everyone on it other than a twit is a celebrity.
"I have just woken up at 8:00 am"

"I have just eaten a bowl of cereal"

"I have just released some shit from my butt into the toilet."

"I have just been called a twit by all 465 people who walked by me."

"I am epic" *Crash while sending*

"My computer crashed while trying to send that tweet on Twitter"

LOOK, YOU LONERS. NOBODY GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR TWEETS!!!
Twitter by likeordie November 15, 2011
An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.
"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."