Turbaconucken

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.

A food usually eaten by those who want to gain weight exponentially.

"mmm... just looking at that Turbaconucken clogged my arteries!"

by _Jengibre_ February 11, 2009

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

The Dirty Turban

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!

by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009

turakhia

Pure sassiness, followed by brutal criticism and quotable phrases. Also a fantastical beard.

After my friend dissed my mother, I Turakhia'd him relentlessly.

by Shlubster November 28, 2013

Madabushi's Turban

When an indian guy puts chloroform in his turban and knocks out a indian woman and has vishnu's way with her on the magic carpet while flying over the taj majal.

Person 1: Hey sandkirth, how do you get so many fine indian women??
Sandkirth: Dude, i pull the madabushi's turban on them, wrks every time...

by poontang6969 April 28, 2012

Trula

Congratulations! Saying you are here, you have most likely come across a wild Trula!!! If you have come across a wild Trula, you'll know it instantaneously. they are commonly female, about 1651 milometers in height, with brown hair as dark the night and a really, really fucking nice ass. oh ya, and hazel eyes, \_(*-*)_/. She is a fucking psychopath. (kind of) she has a bubbly and outgoing personality and... loves trying new things...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*HNNNGG* DAT BOOTY....

trulasass 2k17

by Pancakes_are_Fabulous June 8, 2017

turban juice

Maxed infinity pure (25 defence) that plays on runescape. Probably one the most influential pures of all time with his material being all over the web. His funny name has caused many people to put 'turban' in their RSN also.

Q: Yo man! I wanna make a pure on runescape but I don't know who I should be like or what to call myself.
A: Why don't you try be like 'Turban Juice'.

by Duncan_Mersey May 15, 2008