Tucker 

A chill guy that just wants to help people, very respectful what can I say, gets far on stuff but comes across the dumbest shit ever, butttt he makes his way out laughing at those idiots LMAO

Yo tucker yk what happend?

Im done with this bullshit they love me man get over it jheez im laughing bro wtf

Tucker by Lose_Angel101. September 19, 2024

Tucker 

A dope ass Mexican Native American juggalo with dyed red hair that’s so fine n gets all the bitches and has a massive wiener

Damnnn look at tucker he’s such a cool juggalo that gets all the bitches

Tucker by KingJuggla August 18, 2025

Tucker Fucker 

Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.

For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.

There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!

If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.

Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.

The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.

Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.

No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

Tucker Fucker by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

Tucker face

A look of flustered bewilderment (eyes squinched, brows pitched, and mouth slightly agape) just before you're about about to attack someone's claim or assertion. The look Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson makes when one of his guests is speaking

Eric: That dude was talking so much shit, I couldn't wait to put his ass in place.
Barry: I know. You were giving him mad Tucker face when he was running his mouth.

Tucker face by Kalifornia Republik March 7, 2017

Tucker Classic

When an absolute stud flirts with a girl but then gets too attached and proceeds to fuck things up in the relationship.

"What happened to Guy and Minnie?"

"Oh, they aren't going out anymore; he did the Tucker Classic..."

Tucker Classic by MASMRANKRA November 13, 2018

Tucker's Law 

A law inductively arrived at by a Mr. Malcolm Tucker, star of "The Thick of It" and "In the Loop." Tucker's Law goes as such:

If some cunt can fuck something up, that cunt will pick the worst possible time to fucking fuck up because that cunt's a cunt.

Tucker: Well that's easy then, Tucker's Law!
Tucker: I've got that embroidered on a tea towel at home

Tucker's Law by mrPurpleDinosaur2 October 4, 2009

Tucker Max Fail 

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

Tucker Max Fail by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009