An anchient Greek city in western Turkey. It is featured in three epic poems, the Illiad, which tells the story of the final years of the Trojan War, the Oddesy, which tells the story of Odesyus' return from that war, and the Aenid, which tells the story of Aeneas, who is a Trojan and will become the ancestor of the Roman people.
Troy was discovered in the 19tch century, and was proven to have existed. Untill then it was thought to be mythalogical.
by Disco Stu January 26, 2006
Get the Troy mug.a town that can be pretty chill but can also be a complete hell hole. truck stops is mainly what's here, but we also have (well to eat) mcdonalds, burger king, arby's, jack n the box, subway, pizza man, that weird mexican food place, and some other places that no one cares about. the big thing that just happened here was that we got a dunkin donuts between all the truck stops right next to the stupid bridge that never seems to get finished. one thing troy is kinda known for is running the bases. there is 6th graders having sex using a sandwhich bag and silly bands, guys getting blowjobs left and right, it's kinda insane. oh and people date people who not even close to their age. there is this one girl who is in 6th grade who is now dating a sophomore but before that was dating a senoir from collinsville. there is also a lot of drinking here and smoking pot and weed. one of the most popular places to smoke is the skatepark. the skatepark is in the park and it is where a bunch of douchey skater boys hang out and try to do tricks in front of the white trash girls who go there to flirt with the guys. the homecoming parade thing is gay as hell. the ones is st. jacob and marine are better and those towns are like half the size. our sports teams are pretty good. our academics are okay, but only like 15% of the people at the highschool care about their grades.
well at least we're better than highland and cooler than collinsville.
well at least we're better than highland and cooler than collinsville.
**some guys from troy, il**
caleb: "hey man, wanna go to the skatepark?"
derek: "no, im good. im just gonna go drink a lot, then get a blowjob from this chick, then walk on the side of the road to mcdonalds."
caleb: "did you hear there's a dunkin donuts?!"
derek: "holy shit! no way?!"
caleb: "hey man, wanna go to the skatepark?"
derek: "no, im good. im just gonna go drink a lot, then get a blowjob from this chick, then walk on the side of the road to mcdonalds."
caleb: "did you hear there's a dunkin donuts?!"
derek: "holy shit! no way?!"
by wellfuckthis January 2, 2012
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n. A non-collegiate resident of Troy, NY displaying a complete lack of intelligence or social graces. Often the product of inbreeding. Parents may be sister and brother, sister and father, brother and mother, aunt and grandfather, etc. Is often identified by one or more of the following characteristics: obesity, blank facial expression, missing teeth, drooling, and extreme stench. Often a forth or fifth generation welfare recipient. Recreational activities include vandalism and other petty crimes. Make country folk from Appalachia seem urbane by comparison.
"I just ran over another Troylet. Oh well."
"That Troylet just peed on my car."
"She is a high class Troylet." (Referring to a teenage prostitute working out of the Super 8 motel.)
"I think I just found the missing link. Sorry, it was just a Troylet."
"Recent Amoeba research may shed some light on Troylet behavior."
"Now that is a Troylet's feast." (Referring to a full dumpster.)
"Troy wouldn't be nearly as bad were it not for the Troylets."
"Can you believe that great grandmother is only 41 years old? She must be a Troylet."
"That Troylet just peed on my car."
"She is a high class Troylet." (Referring to a teenage prostitute working out of the Super 8 motel.)
"I think I just found the missing link. Sorry, it was just a Troylet."
"Recent Amoeba research may shed some light on Troylet behavior."
"Now that is a Troylet's feast." (Referring to a full dumpster.)
"Troy wouldn't be nearly as bad were it not for the Troylets."
"Can you believe that great grandmother is only 41 years old? She must be a Troylet."
by Steve1111 January 27, 2007
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