penis trout

A dude with a hella dick. This guy will hook all the ladies. Just one whiff of the penis trout will make any girl down for fish tacos and makin' love

Can have a positive or negative connotation

Dude: Bro, you got a penis trout, you're catching all the good ladies
Bro: 7 ladies in 7 nights
Dude: i wish i had a penis trout
Bro: its not for everyone

by What is this crap, bob? June 4, 2017

Trout sniffer

Someone who smells the inside a female's underwear

My boyfriend is such a trout sniffer he always smells my panties

by Ilovechuyg December 1, 2018

zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.

Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout

by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

Drowned Trout

A pussy that has the look and smell of a rotten trout that has washed ashore at your local spring fed lake. Often times this pussy simply looks angry. Don't stare directly at it for too long or you will swear your looking at the Predator.

You seen Paulas?

Ya that thing looks like a drowned trout.

by Sniper69 August 12, 2012

trout cooch

A cooch or vagina that smells of trout or fish.

Renee is a trout cooch.

by Stupidbitch456 December 14, 2016

Poaching trout

To fish trout fisheries at night to avoid paying, have a drink, a fire and fish how you like.

Also trout are also usually more active at night at fisheries so the results can be awesome !

Guy A - Poaching trout is a great laugh

Guy B - I know right !

by Allan Hunter August 1, 2011

mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020