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tissue but no toilet blumpkin

When you are craving for a blumpkin but there is no dam toilet near u an ur bitch go behind any hiding public place with no toliet and you get on your knees an she gives u a blumpkin while neiling and taking a ferocious shit an den cumming all over her face an let it dry an ripple just like tissue
"tissue but no toilet blumpkin"
allright say ur name is rhys an u love to give blumpkins u go with ur man or girl an give dem a blumkin cause der is no toilet
by blumpkin man 973 June 5, 2009
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clit tissue

n., toilet paper (slang word used by females)
derived from Kleenex/tissue

I had to squat in the bushes, good thing I had some clit tissue in my pocket.
by Autum January 8, 2006
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Butterfly tissue

A butterfly tissue is when you cum into a tissue/toilet paper then squeeze it and throw it away. Later on someone finds the tissue and licks it clean. When you look at the tissue the cum shapes into a butterfly if done right.
by sexydaddy94 February 20, 2010
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Issues with Tissues

A retarded person who is uncomfortable around complicated surroundings.
"IM HAVING ISSUES WITH MY TISSUES" said the retard having issues with tissues.
by Pwa 'm' Pwa November 16, 2009
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Trisse

Trisse is that kind of person who you think is just perfect. With her outstanding grades and looks everybody likes her. But what people don’t see is her personality! She is the sweetest, most caring person you’ll ever meet. She wants the best for everyone and always wants to help.But when you say to her that she’s perfect, she’ll always say she’s not. She is humble and doesn’t want to be better than anyone. But deep down her closest friends know she is the best.
*new kid at school*
Classmates: ‘Oh don’t worry, they already are good friends with Trisse.
by Girl_with_N January 31, 2020
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cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.
I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂
by Official urban definer August 21, 2016
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Tissue

An insult Asian's use against people who don't speak the language they speak. Mostly used in Counter Strike competitive games!
Asian: B! B! Go B! B! B!
Person 1: Shut up!!
Asian: Tissue!!!! TISSUE!
by MrGazzmatazz June 11, 2016
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