Trojan Horse

The act of a male sellotaping his penis to the back of his hand, Then asking a female to finger her. once she agrees and you have entered slowly remove your hand fuck her silly.

Dave:So I heard your babe only lets you finger her
Steve: Nah I totally trojan horsed that whore!

by Mattbobman June 20, 2011

Trojan

a piece of malware disguised as a useful computer program

The new game is rumored to be a Trojan.

by The Return of Light Joker May 13, 2008

Dark treant

Dark treants are twisted, animated trees that drink the blood of living things. their natural wood exterior makes them difficult to hurt.

a dark treant looks like a tree but when you least expect it it is eating you.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

trojan man

a remake to soulja boys crank dat very funny bye a rapper named snika who no ones ever heard of.

ahhhhhhhhh trojan man up on my dick put it on and fuck yo chick cus once i got my c strapped up im bustin on dat bitch and you crank dat trojan man you crank dat trojan man you crank dat trojan man you crank dat trojan man

by big Chad April 27, 2008

trojan horse

A devious sexual act whereby the male pokes a small hole in the tip of the condom before intercourse.
note: This is refrence to the siege of Troy whereby soldiers (semen) snuck into the city disguised as a gracious gift of sorts.

Betty is pregnant, that is because that bastard Jim gave her the old trojan horse.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Trojan Helmet

Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.

"I'm so going to Tea Bag him."
"Do him one up and give him a Trojan Helmet."

by Bowdnasty March 30, 2010

green trojan

a truly LARGE lube condom that comes in packs of 12 and has a reservoir tip

J.R. J.:first condom I ever used that didn't feel too tight.And they never break.
Suzie:i get a wide-on just looking at the Green Trojan box!!!!
Nanci:oh,fuck me hard with your green trojan!!!!

by J.R. J. March 15, 2004