Touché

A word Derived from france origionally used in sword fighting meaning "Good Parry" Which is now more commonly used as a word meaning "good Comeback" or "Well Returned"

Subject 1: I fucked your mom
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché

by Ashphamy April 4, 2009

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

See Bushman.

Mr. Sanders: "DAMN! Bushman is a big Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher!"

Mr. Knieriem: "It's schlong either way!"

by Shotgun Larry May 10, 2003

touche

if your response to an offending comment is exactly true and cuts someone off from a reply... it's like "good call";paying recognition to the quality of what someone has said in responce

"get fucked u fucking pussy"
"take a good look because im the only pussy you'll ever see!"
"touché"

by lil miss vixen April 21, 2005

mexico toucher

the way another country describes the US. USA being the only country that touches mexico.

"bacdafucup you mexico touchers im from cananda"-a canadian

" no way you stinky mexico touchers!"-canada to the us on THE SIMSPONS

by dont be a menace March 9, 2005

toe toucher

a gay person,
because they have to bend over to have sex
geddit?
most people dont

ewww,you toe toucher,

the guy over there is a toe toucher :)

by yesdearilikeyou June 10, 2008

TOUCHER

A PERSON OPERATING ANY TYPE OF ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH A TOUCH SCREEN. THE CREATORS OF TOUCH SCREEN DEVICES (IPHONE, G1, IPAD)

WHEN USING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILIES PHONE I FEEL LIKE A STRAIGHT TOUCHER...

by datgurlpoison June 11, 2011

touché

Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.

-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
-All right...
-Touché.

by max June 23, 2004