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Toledo blindfold 

The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.
When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.
Toledo blindfold by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008
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Toledo Jackknife 

When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.
Hey, Steve got caught in a Toledo Jackknife, again.
Toledo Jackknife by Benevir August 23, 2007

Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind
Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!
Holy Toledo by DeJo August 28, 2005
A boner you get from great tone.
Did you hear Ryne's new pedal? I just got a major toner.
Toner by troy>i September 14, 2011
A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?

PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?

Example # 2:

TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?

GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
toner by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005

two toner 

When a poop is two toned in colour.
The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.
two toner by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

The Toledo Tablecloth 

The Toledo Tablecloth is primarily used to score revenge or payback and is similar to a Texas Doily. The Toledo Tablecloth is best deployed over an end table or other small decorative table. Once deployed, a rapid exit from the location where it has been laid should be made so as to leave the tablecloth behind for furture discovery.

To create The Toledo Tablecloth, an individual must shit their grunders, aka underware intentionally, or use grunders that have significant skid marks, mud tracks or shit stains. To create the "tablecloth", take the underware off and turn them inside out making it a point to retain as much fecal matter as possible. Next, stretch the waistband opening around the edges of an end table or other small decorative table and pulling the band down the sides. Fold the legs of the underware over to the side so as to cover any exposed top of the table. Be sure to leave the shart stain as close to the middle of the table top as possible. Center as best as possible. Leave quickly for discovery by others.
Unfortunately, Roger got off from work early and decided to drop by his girlfriend Mary Ann's house and surprise her. To Roger's dismay, he crept in only to find Mary Ann having sex with her neighbor Carl. Roger walked in just as Carl was diggning in the garden. Rather than becoming enraged, Roger did not disrupt their doggie style play and left the room. He copped a squat in the living room and laid a fresh, wet shart in his grunders. He then created The Toledo Tablecloth on Mary Ann's brand new Rooms To Go end table. He quickly left the house so he could clean up his sticky crack corn at a nearby 7-11.