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Mustache Tone 

A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.
"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."

or

"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."
Mustache Tone by BigMac1987 December 26, 2012
Related Words

two tone earthworm 

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.
I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

bring ya tone down 

A polite way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, without actually telling them to shut the fuck up.
Adam, stop bitching about your life. Bring ya tone down.

Shut your skin tone chicken bone 

A series of insults that will make any person regret coming into this plane of existense.
Friend: Ur mum gae

You: man shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student lone indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormona post malone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ass up...

rim-tone 

Evidence that one receives or makes phone calls while on the toilet. The rim-tone is characterized by the anal shriek of seal-breaking accompanied by the splashing sounds of loaf impact and/or groans of relief - all with that peculiar reverb from a toilet stall.
I was trying to reschedule my physio appointment over the phone, but I couldn't hear the therapist over the cacophony of his rim-tones.
rim-tone by Mr. T.M.I. December 9, 2008

Chocolate Tone 

An African American female that is dark skinned.
Ay man, look at that fine chocolate tone over there.