The Tyson Toast

When a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to climax you pull out of her mouth, nut in her ear, and proceed to bite her ear off. Do so as if her ear is the bread and the nut is the condiment.

"Bro this girl was giving me head and I pulled off The Tyson Toast!"

by Humphrey III September 22, 2019

Beans on toasting

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

toasted coffee skins

The residue left at the bottom of a coffee pot after it has been left on all day. The coffee evaporates and burns into a crust. This typically happens when there is less than one cup left in the pot.

Dillon, you left the coffee maker on all day again. Go scrub those toasted coffee skins off the bottom.

by jaketlb September 15, 2009

Synonym Toast Crunch

When one uses other words, on purpose to exaggerate or by accident because they don’t know how to spell, to build another word.

To exaggerate:

Person 1: How was your history class today?

Person 2: Not so great, I had my final eggs ham.

Person 1: Hmm, using synonym toast crunch? I guess it didn’t go to well at all?

Just plain stupid:

Waiter: *brings food to customers*

Customers: Thank you!

Waiter: You’re welcome, enjoy the meal and bone-apple-tea!

Customers: *to themselves* What a bad case of synonym toast crunch. I think she meant bone apetit.

by thatblueguy13 August 3, 2018

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

the toasters

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.

Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.

by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006