Twisted up

To be high as fuck and drunk as hell. The result of lots of weed and liquor. The only way to really get down.

Got damn, I'm all twisted up.

by ASU Mutant October 17, 2011

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Tished

To be slapped in the face with huge tits. Sometimes the result of which is a black eye.

I just got Tished in the face!

by Shaunithan May 24, 2008

titted

The act of being hit in the face by a pair of large breasts

"shit man, my face is sore, got heavy titted at that gig last night"

by Willie. B. Hardigan September 27, 2008

titted off

Being mad or annoyed.

I'm titted off at you. (You made me feel mad.)

by Quibbler___ October 11, 2014

tinted

Another way of describing your level of intoxication. (mainly describing high levels of intoxications)

"Yo I'm fucking tinted right now. Give me another beer."

by StealsyourstereO January 2, 2006

tilted

Adj: A feeling of sorrow and regret when something bad happens in a videogame.

Leesin was in our jungle making our master yi tilted after 2 kills.

by TheViolentMagician May 12, 2016