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Timberland Threesome

When a woman takes it both in the anally and orally simultaneously. both men synchronize their pushing, and pulling to represent a saw cutting through a piece of lumber in the frigid wilderness. The first man to finish is the winner and yells "TIMBERRRRR!" and then pushes the remaining quests off of the bed.
Doctor: Debby, how did you break your leg?

Debby: Well you see, it's because I participated in a Timberland Threesome
by mycatseatcheese August 10, 2013
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Powerade Threesome

(Twosome, threesome, foursome, etc.) When two or more friends share an energy/sports drink so they all get hyper at the same time. Usually used during small gatherings to jazz up the mood if your parents are home as an alternative to alcohol, or as a lead-up to it. Powerade can be swapped out with whatever drink you have to share.
Person 1: Hey, just got a Monster, wanna split it?

Person 2: No, let's grab Person 3 and do a Powerade Threesome.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: It's where you share an energy drink. Just watch. We'll all get hyper at the same time.

*Five Minutes Later*

Person 1: *is hyper*
by SnapshotOfASoul May 20, 2010
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Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.
I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!
by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011
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dirty Threesome

when a man is having oral sex with his partner he puts her up against a door and the door knob goes into her ass while she gives him a blowjob
my girlfriend asked me to give her the dirty threesome because she got a new doorknob
by mrcrabman November 10, 2010
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buffalo threesome

a threesome which involves two men and one female ... named after the city of buffalo which has more men and women. a buffalo threesome is inevitable if one lives in buffalo for more than 10 years.
I think Mike just had a buffalo threesome with Jim and Jim's girlfriend.
by mkferriswheel December 25, 2010
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Aussie threesome

An upside-down, or wrong way threesome. Being wrong meaning a two dude, one chick throw down, as opposed to the much more popular American threesome.
At the International dorm in Newcastle, Australia, surprisingly when polled, the Australians preferred the Aussie Threesome . This went against the rest of the students who preferred the traditional MFF.
by NOCT March 31, 2012
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giggle threesome

When three hot people spend a significant amount of time giggling together about a shared humorous incident.
We had a giggle threesome reading drunks texts between ourselves the night before.
by SallySue78 January 24, 2018
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