slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008

Thong Wank

The girl takes her thong off and places it on her stomach to allow the man to wank into it.

Kath's thong got covered in jizz following a thong wank.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

backward thong

a thong worn backward by a hot girl giving her a string camel toe making her pussy flaps cover the back of the thong feels really good when u bend over

damn i think that girl has her thong on backwards because the front side is rising up her ass and she just moaned from pleasure of the string rubbing her clit

by :-p November 2, 2004

thong gravy

the wad of goo that ends up in a chicks panties after an atomic sized orgasm.

"I was amazed at the volume of thong gravy she deposited."

by bent1 September 22, 2009

Thong-Tease

The small part of the thong that comes over the top of low rise jeans.

"I totally saw that girls thong-tease."

by TA Sasuke January 6, 2009

Thonged Avenger

Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.

Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself

My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019

Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.

Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.

by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019