slong thong

a small, slightly pouched, triangular piece of material, (easily mistaken for a facemask) that is actually revealing underwear for the male slong. A g-string for men.

slong thongs come in many sizes and colours, and there are even novel designs such as edible candy slong thongs, leather versions, and slong thongs in the shape of animals and other objects.

while in the sex shop, hannah's friends were in hysterics as she tried on a slong thong, thinking it was a colourful gag.
hannah- "geez these things are shoddy, what's the third string for? doesn't fit very well, and it smells kinda funky.."
charlee- "i hope to god no-one has tried that on..."

kristy- "this all male strip show is great, but i wish they would rip their slong thongs off already!"

by _Hannah_ November 10, 2008

Thong Wank

The girl takes her thong off and places it on her stomach to allow the man to wank into it.

Kath's thong got covered in jizz following a thong wank.

by <insert> October 1, 2004

backward thong

a thong worn backward by a hot girl giving her a string camel toe making her pussy flaps cover the back of the thong feels really good when u bend over

damn i think that girl has her thong on backwards because the front side is rising up her ass and she just moaned from pleasure of the string rubbing her clit

by :-p November 2, 2004

thong gravy

the wad of goo that ends up in a chicks panties after an atomic sized orgasm.

"I was amazed at the volume of thong gravy she deposited."

by bent1 September 22, 2009

Thong-Tease

The small part of the thong that comes over the top of low rise jeans.

"I totally saw that girls thong-tease."

by TA Sasuke January 6, 2009

Thong Burn

The great irritation of friction between the delicate skin of the bottox and a thong.

Man that thong burn felt like Satan doing a 5k in the valley of my derrière.

by Suboomafoo January 7, 2019

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018