Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 27, 2013

The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.

Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.

by Fascist Face January 11, 2021

Blue Orgy Theorem

(First off, the Blue Orgy Theorem is a tangent of the Bubble Theorem.)

When people get control over these Pink Bubbles (mentioned in Bubble Theorem) every human wants a perfect reality, so they make their own. When this happens, everybody is in their <i>own</i> reality; everybody is seperated from everybody else.

Eventually, these segregated peoples in their personalized dimensions will come to the realization that they yearn for <i>real</i> human contact and cannot deal with the fakeness that they have come to accept. As these dimensions come together, they interlink and form a massive web of the overlapping of everybody's personal dimensions. This is called The Blue Orgy, because when everybody finally meets with another REAL human being...they have a massive univeral ... you guessed it - ORGY.


The term Blue Orgy can also be used as a greeting, but the word "Blue" can also be replaced with any descriptive word (colors in particular). When a word that sounds similar to "orgy" is used before it, you can combine the words.
Ex: Orange Orgy = Orangy.

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Jeff: Wazzup Blue Orgy?

Tyler: Not much Orangy. Did you finish that hw?

Jeff: No, it was Dfish on Fish dude!!!!!

Tyler: Haha that sucks. Chemistry can be as confusing as a Wheres Waldo Orgy, ya know?

Robert: WTF IS THE BLUE ORGY THEOREM?

Jeff: Its Dfish on Fish

by Dfish on Fish January 13, 2009

Theoretically cute

When a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. Also, cute in theory

Example 1
Dude: Bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just passed us? I missed her.

Bro: Yeah dude, don't worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.

Example 2
Bro: Holy crap dude, you didn't tell me you had a sexy-ass neighbour!

Dude: Yeah cus she's just cute in theory

by Simian Infernus January 18, 2011

Black President Theorem

After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."

Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."

by T2o8 September 15, 2015

Blake Theorem

We call it this since the last person in human in existence to have to ability to access 100% of the sexual side of human brain was last recorded to go by a man named Blake. He was not you average guy on the street he had human ability that come as far in knowledge to when humans just spilt an atom. He is extremely muscular, he has the ability to move his hands faster than any human ever recored, and legend states that he fingered a girl once, and she is now dead. When he walks into a room of woman girls panties quiver, and the bar tender shivers from the size of his huge drum sticks that he hammers on girls day and night.

This is just a few example of how powerful Blake theorem is.

This is the type of man...

- is very hot man with an over extensively large penis legend states that he has the ability to seduce any woman that makes penis to eye contact with.

- Is outrageously hot and is the type of guy that can steal your girlfriend by pounding his large wet drum sticks on your drum set all night

-When he walks into a Walmart he makes all the panties fly off the hangers.

- When he stares at a girl she will immediately ejaculate in her pants, and nipples will become so hard that they are able to cut through paper.

- When he performs every girl in the crowd creams there pants so hard that stocks in the pantie department sky rocket. And Walmart, target, and Nordstrom have to buy a completely new batch of panties because of this man.

by Curcumcision February 12, 2015

The Owen Theorem

This theorem commemorates the idea that Owen is secretly British but hides it as he sees it as a weakness. The context within these arguments is the strong amount of evidence present that supports the idea that Owen Busko has British ancestors, creating the assumption that he is indeed British. Many pieces of evidence have supported this claim. One such example is Owen persistently driving his motor vehicle on the left side of the road in video games such as Fortnite and Grand Theft Auto V. Knowing this, one can tie the idea that he perceives driving on the left as a normal trait in his common society while present in his native country of England. When brought upon this issue, Owen becomes defensive, as he thoroughly claims his traits of driving on the left is not linked to him being British, and instead, just a misconception. When not paying attention, Owen sometimes slips up and exposes his genuine British accent. He uses common British language and slang in which could be easily distinguished if heard properly. Owen Busko's defense within these allegations are much the same. He says common phrases such as "I'm not Bri'ish!", or "Shut up!", to express his certain beliefs on this subject. These pieces of evidence are only some of the many which consist within Owen. Even though his belief is constant, the strong pieces of evidence and common sense makes it inevitable to disagree with the idea of Owen truly being British.

-SeaBandz Dafucisyoutalkinabout

"Kathy Busko sex goddess fortnite money during hannukah!"

"The Owen Theorem is the best theorem poop!"

by SeaBanda Dafucisyoutalkinabout January 14, 2021