boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018

Scrap Mechanic

Scrap Mechanic is a very cool and creative game. It was published by Axolot games. The game features 3 gamemodes: Survival, Creative and Challenge mode. There is a legend: If you install the game, your PP will grow +3.14 inches longer and all the hot women in your area will rush to you to have the naughty.(Including Bertha)

Friend:I downloaded Scrap Mechanic
Me:WATCH OUT, 162 WOMEN ARE RUSHING TWORDS YOU!!!

by Cici_The_Elephant November 22, 2021

Superquantum Mechanics

Superquantum mechanics is the name of a hypothetical area of quantum mechanics that is about the reproduction of the quantum mechanics mechanics at macroscale, not just on the sub-atomic scale, superquantum mechanics advocates it is possible to reproduce quantum properties into macroscale, superquantum mechanics is advocated by technoquantumism and by extraphysicism in order to improve human condition and the production of quantum and superquantum technologies.

"Superquantum mechanics is really interesting, I do not think that majority of the physicists are going to agree with it, but the ones who will agree with it will be glad to try to experiment it in practice."

by Full Monteirism January 1, 2021

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

Mechanically Inclined

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.

Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.

by Enginear September 24, 2018

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004

Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.

That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011