A type of light entertainment that can be incorporated onto the Christmas table to add a bit of 'bang' to the traditional festive banquet. A smuttier and more entertaining alternative to the routine Christmas cracker, yet more prone to leave the operator with a bevy of sexually transmitted infections.
'Who wants to do this Christmas crackwhore with me? I'd go halvesies with Grandpa again, only last time we shared a Christmas crackwhore the bang gave him a stroke, and now his entire left side is more flaccid than Stephen Hawking's penis
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016
Get the Christmas Crackwhoremug. December 27th. The day til which you leave up all of your bright blue and lime green Christmas lights after taking down the rest and celebrate Christmas like they would on the moon.
Also known as "Lunar Christmas" (not to be confused with the "lunar new year").
Also known as "Lunar Christmas" (not to be confused with the "lunar new year").
Christmas was great but I'm more stoked for that laser show on Space Christmas.
Have a SUPER STELLAR Space Christmas!
Have a SUPER STELLAR Space Christmas!
by Ol St Moon Nick December 26, 2013
Get the space christmasmug. It is the feeling you remember from your childhood and to this day have looked forward to every year because deep inside most people still have that glimmer of hope that all will be right with the world.
No matter how bad things seem to be going in our lives and it appears theres no hope for humanity we can all still endulge in the annual Christmas Joy.
by jpg3 December 2, 2010
Get the Christmas Joymug. When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.
This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.
by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020
Get the Spanish Christmasmug. The best thing that Christmas has to offer. No school for a decent amount of time while you relax with all of your new gifts you got! Also the title of the 1989 movie staring Chevy Chase.
by Assassin aprentice September 13, 2016
Get the Christmas Vacationmug. by win2day September 14, 2012
Get the Christmas Stevemug. by Acid^Rogue October 12, 2003
Get the Ghetto Christmasmug.