Trolling to and from different friends and families homes in order to secure free food on thanksgiving
Joe: thank you for having me over mom and dad, thanksgiving all alone with no food at all.
Mom to dad when joe isn't listening: that boy isn't here for thanksgiving, he's Thanksgrifting. We're the 4th place he's visited for free food.
Mom to dad when joe isn't listening: that boy isn't here for thanksgiving, he's Thanksgrifting. We're the 4th place he's visited for free food.
by Gatorman78 November 26, 2014
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Person 1: Hey dude what holiday is in November?
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!
Person 2: I think it's Christmas.
Person 1: But that's in December, I think it's about being thankful like Thanksgiving!
Person 2: Nah, Christmas is just so special that it takes up two months!
by Potatoestoot November 10, 2019
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I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving
by Okthanksbye May 8, 2018
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by Old Wolf November 26, 2011
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Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"
Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?
Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?
Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"
Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?
Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?
by John Superman November 29, 2013
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Jesus wasn't really conceived from God, Joeseph just did an Arabian Thanksgiving on Mary while she slept.
by SpareSaosinner December 26, 2011
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by TurkeyPunchin' November 3, 2009
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