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illiterated texting

When a person who normally spells everything correctly, using proper grammar and punctuation, decides to send messages that heavily use slang, shortened spelling (u instead of you,) and little if any punctuation so the person they are texting will stick around long enough to get to know them.

This is commonly used by men who are trying to get with woman who are attractive, but are not interested in men who come off as nerdy, proper, and useful to society.

ILLITERATED DEFINITION: w3n dey talk l1ke a c00l p3rson
I used the example for illiterated texting in the definition
by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011
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Timber Texting

I was timber texting you last night after mums fried beans.
by cheabuddyyy4 November 22, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Texting

Going on urban dictionary and hitting the random button. What ever word shows up use it in a sentence to text someone. Do this repeatedly
Girl: were u urban dictionary texting me last night?

Guy: nope must be a coincidence.
by Thedude July 26, 2012
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texter

Markers/highlighters.
This is Aussie slang (so it is pronounced "tex-tah").
Can you pass me that texter so I can highlight this passage?
by Klepto May 13, 2005
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Textence

The carrying out of a non-serious accusation/allegation.
Yeah man, there was some textence that his content was stolen.
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Texting Circle

A bunch of people who stand in a circle as if to talk, but instead all text on their phones people who are not in the circle.
Look at that texting circle over there- its pointless.
by Atlastheninja January 20, 2010
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textersonator

A person who pretends they are someone else via text message. For instance: Picking up your boyfriend's cell phone and texting someone from his phone, as if you ARE the boyfriend.

Responding to a text message that wasn't meant for you as if you are the person it was meant for.
I thought I was texting Jim last night, but I found out it was actually Sally. What a textersonator, I'll never trust her again.
by Cassam September 4, 2010
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