tendonitis

1. an inflamation of a tendon.

2. a clever and shocking "nickname" to use when introducing a friend at a mexican restaurant. Meant to embarass said friend, confuse the waiter and provide years of future laughter at the thought.

waiter: "welcome to los dos amigos."

you: "hi, i am ryan. this is my girlfriend julia, and this is our friend tendonitis.

waiter: *walks away because he doesn't understand english and now you don't get any fucking tortillas*

by tendonitis October 20, 2008

Ten to Two and Owt'll Do

The end of night desperation associated with a lot of alcohol.

Dave : That lass you pulled last night was rough as fuck mate.
John : Well, it was definitely a case of 'Ten to two and owt'll do'

by fcvaduz October 28, 2006

tennophile

A person obssesed with David Tenannt

"Did you see Dr. Who last nigh? Gosh, he's a total honey!"
"Girl, you're such a tennophile"

by Janey Loo May 6, 2008

Tendo Nuts

1. When you have a fatty mass with tentacles growing around each of your testicles

2. Dressing your scrotum is Nintendo character apparel

1. "My doctor has to perform surgery to cure my Tendo Nuts."

2. "I was playing Mario Cart with this girl, we started making out, and I pulled out my Tendo Nuts."

by tendonuts June 12, 2014

Team Tenor

The most badass section of the choir- characterised by singing very high and very loud, putting the other voices (sopranos, altos and basses) to shame. Usually found in the back rows of Cambridge chapel choirs.

"Whoa, man, what is that awesome sound?"
"That? Oh, that's team tenor blasting out a top A."

by TT_to_the_max July 29, 2009

tentor

noun: a large buck-toothed asian with the cooking skills of Martha Stewart and the fashion styles of William Hung

verb: to feed one's self with one's feet

adj: ridiculous, indecisive, unable to drive.

asian.

1. The Tentor caught his suspenders in the oven.

2. Ooo BZ! I Tentored that piece of gum!

3. We're gonna run into a car if you keep drivin' so Tentor! Open yo asian eyes!

by BZFaith707 March 21, 2009

Tectonic

1, Great, Large and shifty only on the surface. (Somewhat in the since of being shallow)

2, Only within the scale of what you know or could understand.

1, "Oh -that Steve, He is so tectonic"

2, "I rather read a book that is tectonic too me"

by ~mechasun~ October 22, 2008