temple university

a good school surrounded by a terrible ghetto in north philly, known for its horrible football team and cramped basement parties. go owls.

she was going to go to temple university but during her tour she was mugged by 3 bums wearing old 8 ball jackets.

by temple kid. December 5, 2009

Temple of the Holy Vagina

Obvious applications; but especially that place to get on your knees and worship---Lap!---Lap!---Lap!---

Temple of the Holy Vagina; the only kind of organized religion which makes sense.

by wanker56 May 24, 2007

Stone Temple Pilots

An awesome fucking band, Dean DeLeo is a God.

"The Guitar solo in Silvergun Superman made me cream my fucking pants!"

"Stone Temple Pilots are an awesome fucking band!"

by |Zoso| October 29, 2005

Lloyd Webber's Law Of Temporal Positioning

A Law of the Theatre

This law states that "people who arrive earliest are always those with seats on the end of a row.  People who arrive latest are always those with seats in the middle."

A related law is Mackintosh's Corollary

When you arrive late, and you're sat bang in the middle of a block of seats.

by Sairin January 6, 2005

temple run

temple run is a fun game were you have to have great skills in escaping these monkey things.this game is a fun addicting game used for any type of i-pod touch or i-phone or i-pad

I got 4,563,943 on temple run!

by ilovetemplerun7672 December 29, 2011

temple garments

these are the underwear and T-shirts for Mormons that are spun on Mormon looms. They ain't Hanes, nor are they Fruit of the Looms or BVDs. They are just "temple garments" and the labeling on the packages say just that.

When I was in Salt Lake City I went to a Z.M.C.I. department store (an LDS counterpart to Lazarus, maybe Macys). In the mens clothing department there were packages of temple garments on the shelves. So one thing I've heard about the Mormon faith was true, I also saw packages of these undies in department stores thruout southern Idaho, where there is a strong Mormon presence.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

temporary fix

Being used to fill a hole until someone else comes along to replace you. See rebound

Ex 1: "Who's this? Where's Maria?"
"Maria left me. This is my Temporary fix, Mandy."
Ex 2: I'm always the temporary fix, and never actally loved."

by Flowercrown March 4, 2016