Yuri Tarded

Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.

Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance

by OldTR October 24, 2019

Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

Tard-aide

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

Womp Tard

An annoying person who only listens to dubstep. They are the kids rolling and womping the hardest at shows. Usually have on jerseys, flat bill's with pins from shows, and bring glowsticks.

David: Sup bro you hitting up the Bassnectar show tonight?

Schaefer: Yea bra I've been womping out all week in my apartment jammin' some Skrillex. Sonny's bass lines are SICK bra absolutely FILTHY!! Pumped for Bassnectar ready for the first drop!!!

David: Damn what a womp tard.

by blayzinjimm68 July 25, 2012

Tard rage

Tard rage is when somebody angers a tard (or just a very socially awkward person) to the point where the tard gets so angry that they start going on rampage. The anger will often times give the tard superhuman levels of strength, and once you are in the path of one it will be impossible to escape without them trying to fucking murder you.

Backflip boy: I’m gonna write that (insert yards name) doesn’t have a dad on the white board.
Tard: RHEEEEEEEEE (somehow breaks the marker and starts to choke backflip boy out.

Bystander: oh shit he’s goin on a tard rage! Everyone run!

by DallasBoy12345 August 25, 2018

Tard wrangler

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.

why am i still working as a tard wrangler

by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006