The Tank is when you take your balls and wrap them around your erect penis to make it look like a tank.
by d3fromthecuntlesscrew1989 March 29, 2005

a tank is someone who gets high as shit and gets the munchies and starts eating so much food while he laughs.
by Pat Weitzman May 13, 2005

by Kaiiaias January 9, 2014

A word that means... I want you to protect me from monsters on Ragnarok Online, that will hurt me so bad I will die in 4 hits, so I can hit them and get your loot and stuffz.
tank me plz
by lookatme! February 23, 2003

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!
by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003
