tank it

to complete fail

Are you willing to tank it on your exams?

by estuf March 15, 2011

The Tank

The Tank is when you take your balls and wrap them around your erect penis to make it look like a tank.

"Lets go show that skoe our tank"

"DOING THE TANK!"

by d3fromthecuntlesscrew1989 March 29, 2005

tank

a tank is someone who gets high as shit and gets the munchies and starts eating so much food while he laughs.

yo tank chill out, thats your second pizza.

by Pat Weitzman February 16, 2005

tanks

Sounds like the way some Irish people say 'thanks'

My Grandmother

by Lou January 27, 2004

Tanked

Beaten in competition, won, victory

We tanked that marathon yesterday

I got tanked in a boxing match last week

by Kaiiaias January 09, 2014

tank

A word that means... I want you to protect me from monsters on Ragnarok Online, that will hurt me so bad I will die in 4 hits, so I can hit them and get your loot and stuffz.

tank me plz

by lookatme! February 24, 2003

tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

by Saddam Hussein April 28, 2003