take a slash

British slang "to urinate".

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

Take for Granted

To expect someone or something to be always available to serve in some way without thanks or recognition; to value someone or something too lightly.

After a while in a relationship you begin to take for granted the other person, desensitizing their importance.

by peaceINaBLUNT December 15, 2011

buy the ticket, take the ride

(from Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)
Creating, and being involved in, a situation that may get you in way over your head-- but deciding that turning back would be a rather uninteresting option

When Kenny and Chris realized that they'd invited six uninhibited drunkards to go boating with them for an entire weekend, they briefly reconsidered going at all.

Chris: Oh well-- buy the ticket, take the ride.

by justin mcadam August 21, 2006

Take it in blood

A street phrase meaning if you're going to rob someone, kill them as well. usually said by the one being robbed as a show of pride because they'd rather be killed then embarrassed by being robbed.

Also an awesome Nas song.

ex. 1
Robber: "Give me your money!"
Victim: "Take it in blood, I'm not going to be embarrassed like this."

ex. 2
Nas: "Time is money when it comes to mine, take it in blood."

by sdmembree February 20, 2013

can't take a hint

Can't understand an innuendo, or can't connect the ideas and find out that there's an implicit meaning there.

I was acting uninterested the whole time and even avoiding him, but the flirty boy can't take a hint.

by GBalan July 17, 2011

take the grenade

To sacrafice yourself by feigning interest in the hot girl's/guy's fat/ugly/annoying friend. Generally done while going out with a group of people, as it would be senseless to fall on the grenade solo.

see also fall on the grenade, jump on the grenade, sit on the grenade.

Rupert: Thanks for taking the grenade last night, man. It was totally sweet hooking up with that really hot girl. How was hooking up with her ugly friend?"

Cornelius: Not so bad once I got the brown paper bag over her head.

by cosmo October 8, 2004