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Tyson Glands

Small white wrinkles that are located on the penis head since birth.They are named in honor of the greatest boxer Mike Tyson after he was examined by his personal doctor when he was punched in the groin area and had pain in the genitals and he had those glands too.
Oh darling don't worry it is just Tyson Glands we can have safe sex
by M1LF Bang€R March 17, 2022
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Tyson Blowed

When you get so high that you get knocked out or the spins (dizzy). One of your eyes may looked bruised and swollen shut, just like if you were to get punched by Mike Tyson.
I'm freaking out!
No, your just Tyson Blowed.
by Socialr.com March 1, 2009
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Tyson Bexferrd

Derived from the name of the male model Tyson Beckford, this is a name used to describe any man who is so insanely hot that its hard to describe him.
Girl A-"OH MY GOD! look at that man, oooh, he...he...he's...so fine..he...he's. Oh I am speechless."
Girl B-"OOOH, GIRL! Thats a tyson bexferrd."
by lalunalove July 30, 2008
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tyson deal

This move is basically the same as a hot carl, but you use your neighbors beagle.
Angus gave me the biggest tyson deal last night.
by WillieWonka January 25, 2008
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Tyson Walters

Guy 1 - "dude look at dierk's tits!"

Guy 2 - "dude your being a tyson walters."
by gine12345678999 October 25, 2011
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Tyson five round

To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.
"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"
by 2ShadesOfNas-T March 28, 2012
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Tyson-Holyfield

A reference to the "bite fight" when Mike Tyson bit off a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear. The act of biting a person in the ear
JESUS! That guy just did a Tyson-Holyfield!
by Jax3000 October 2, 2016
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